mini letters

• Dear Economy,
• Please stop sucking. Thanks.
• Dear Doctors of the World,
• Enunciate. It's imperative I understand you.
• Dear Husband,
• I've been a crap wife lately. I'll be back to normal next week. Thanks for understanding.
• Dear Shaun-T,
• I love you....but then, I hate you.
• Dear Lost,
• You confuse me. I'll miss you when you are gone.
• Dear Ms. X #1,
• Stop stealing my words. I'm on to you.
• Dear Ms. X #2,
• I do not care. So, why do you?
• Dear Sleezas,
• I miss you. Come play.
• Dear Momma,
• I miss you. Just move here, ok?
• Dear Laundry,
• Do yourself. That would be great.
• Dear Esophagogastroduodenoscopy,
• You have too many syllables. I'm just sayin.
• Dear JaLee,
• I'm happy my dream is comin' true. I'm so happy about Aubrey!
• Dear Neflix,
• You are a brilliant idea.
• Dear Complete Strangers,
• Quit inquiring about my fertility. I don't like explaining myself.
• Dear Ms. X #3 & #4,
• You are idiots. Big ones.
• Dear N, L, T, A, T, S, B, H, K, A,
• You guys are pretty dang important. I hope you know that.
• Dear Tri-Cities,
• Continue to have winters like this. It makes me love you.
• Dear Spring,
• Hurry faster.